Getting quiet in here!

[FearMyFez]

I as the glorious natural living Fezant, I hereby challenge any and all to mutual combat! I offer $1,000,000.00 to anyone that can beat me in your choice of Crypto, Beanie Babies, or towards a custom fur suit! As your overlord, the Amon-Ra Chris Semaj, Caliph, mighty first sword of Marrakech and stalwart defender of all of greater Morocco, royal Emir of the ancient freely traveling clan of El-Bey, I demand combat!!!!

I state this all on the record, for the record, all rights reserved, Pro Se, Pro Per, Pu pu, wet red thumbprint!

Also I just got done with a set of 12,000 lb. curls...
#FlexTheFez

 

[Dutch Phoenix]