S.SaulGood
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Courtesy of Skankura Amanda's *advertiser censored*-cam:
Jay Surreal gets his sleeve gently brushed up against by security and wants to press charges for assault? What kind of "man" is this? Or is Jay Surreal a mouse? If somebody throws a piece of cheese on the ground in front of him, maybe we'll find out.
A man? Or a mouse, that considers himself brutally "assaulted" by a 60 year old waddling Weeble who can barely walk a straight line, when his SLEEVE IS GENTLY BRUSHED AGAINST?
A man? Or a friggin' mouse?
You make the call.
The security guard moves like one of the original walking dead. Like the fully cloth-wrapped Boris Karloff in the original 1931 movie, "The Mummy". Who the hell can this old man, moving at sundial speed POSSIBLY hurt? A man? A mouse, perhaps?
A cop should have showed up and said, "Sure. We'll take that complaint AT THE HOSPITAL. Look at you. THIS is concerning. You don't look right. You may have suffered a concussion. Maybe a brain or spine injury. I am NOT taking ANY chances. I'm going to take your criminal complaint in the ER because these EMTs here are going to rush you to the ER for a full series of MRI, CT scan, X-Rays, and a full orthopedic and neurological evaluation in order to determine the full extent of your injuries from this vicious assault (on the edge of your shirt sleeve). You do NOT have a say in this you may very well be suffering from SHOCK and unable to realize the full extent of your injuries".
This is what a cop from 20 years ago would have done, before full frontal lobotomies and castration became a standard part of the police academy graduation ceremonies within the past 5 years.
A man? Or a mouse? You make the call.
Jay Surreal gets his sleeve gently brushed up against by security and wants to press charges for assault? What kind of "man" is this? Or is Jay Surreal a mouse? If somebody throws a piece of cheese on the ground in front of him, maybe we'll find out.
A man? Or a mouse, that considers himself brutally "assaulted" by a 60 year old waddling Weeble who can barely walk a straight line, when his SLEEVE IS GENTLY BRUSHED AGAINST?
A man? Or a friggin' mouse?
You make the call.
The security guard moves like one of the original walking dead. Like the fully cloth-wrapped Boris Karloff in the original 1931 movie, "The Mummy". Who the hell can this old man, moving at sundial speed POSSIBLY hurt? A man? A mouse, perhaps?
A cop should have showed up and said, "Sure. We'll take that complaint AT THE HOSPITAL. Look at you. THIS is concerning. You don't look right. You may have suffered a concussion. Maybe a brain or spine injury. I am NOT taking ANY chances. I'm going to take your criminal complaint in the ER because these EMTs here are going to rush you to the ER for a full series of MRI, CT scan, X-Rays, and a full orthopedic and neurological evaluation in order to determine the full extent of your injuries from this vicious assault (on the edge of your shirt sleeve). You do NOT have a say in this you may very well be suffering from SHOCK and unable to realize the full extent of your injuries".
This is what a cop from 20 years ago would have done, before full frontal lobotomies and castration became a standard part of the police academy graduation ceremonies within the past 5 years.
A man? Or a mouse? You make the call.
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