S.SaulGood
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With his size-appropriate, runt's anemic share of subscribers, is this the world's toughest greasy haired, camera and weapons toting dwarf.... with elderly Korean women?
Just once, I'd like to hear one of this SGV gang members speak something resembling the truth when asked about what the *advertiser censored* they're doing.
How difficult would it be to give a straight answer for once?
Question: "Hey Dwarf, WHY are you filming us? Are you with the press, or did one of the Barnum and Bailey clown cars blow a gasket nearby? Shall I call Triple-A for you? Or perhaps a hearse?"
Answer: "What the *advertiser censored* am I doing? Well, Just take a good gander at me. I'm a deformed, child-sized runt that never grew up. That's what I'm doing. What you see is what you get, there certainly shouldn't be any mystery to it. And Yeah, that's right, I'm a *advertiser censored* bum, so what? Tell me something we don't know just by looking at me. Go ahead. Surprise me. The ONLY thing I ever excelled at, aside from being able to hold a camera and antagonize people, was somehow managing to talk a career woman, who makes decent coin, into marrying me though Lord only knows why she did and by what divine intervention that occurred. Maybe my mother made a Novena to St. Jude, Patron Saint of Animals and Lost Causes, that stuck because God took pity on her for having cursed her with me for a son, worthless *advertiser censored* that she and I both are.
Anyway, because my wife makes decent money, that leaves me free to pursue my hobby. Which is acting like an undisciplined, disobedient 8 year old that grew up without a father in the home to correct my abominable behavior and teach me right from wrong, and maybe a trade, or encourage me to learn one while he was at it. You know, I'm the kid that tortures small animals, breaks things intentionally, disrespects adults, and bullies 3 and 4 year olds. That's my hobby. That's why I'm here, why this camera, and what I'm doing, annoying you. It's my hobby. Not collecting baseball cards. Or playing video games. Or playing a sport. Or a meaningful job producing something or providing a service and being paid for it. Or even jerking off because it's too much trouble. If I want to even think of getting a hard on, I have to be in a room without any reflections because if I catch sight of what I look like, more like a fat, waddling bird than a man, it won't happen".
Just once. I'd like to hear something like that from one of this scum lot. Something that approaches a realistically honest answer, IMO.