S.SaulGood
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100 auditors all show up at a City Hall, let's say the Long Beach City Hall, and all claim ownership?
The scenario:
12 Noon: Sean-Paul Reyes (Long Island Audit) shows up at Long Beach City Hall and claims ownership of the building. His usual bologna, "I own the building, you all are my slaves, you work for me, I'm not signing in, I'm not wearing a mask, I'm going wherever I want, doing whatever I want, just try and stop me and you'll all be sorry...yatta, yatta, yatta".
While he's slinging this bologna on the second floor, SGV News First waddles in, out of breath as usual, accompanied by his crew, the equally bovine Downey Transparent Eye, the midget, Pedo Libre (fart freely in Spanish), and the two scarecrows with the nasal twangs. Tubby Jose proclaims pretty much the same thing, "we own the building, the five of us, you're our slaves, you work for us, you are our servants", almost the same thing word for word except with a few "*advertiser censored* you, your mothers are all *advertiser censored*" added. They stampede right to the third floor, and as they're headed up the steps, NC Tyrant Hunter walks in, still another Herculean physical specimen, a miracle that he can even hold a camera. He doesn't offer any words other than to flip the bird to everyone saying "Bam, I own this *advertiser censored*" with each flip of the middle finger.
The auditors just keep coming. Amagansett Press, Auditing America, Glen Cerio, even the typically brain dead Ice Cold Audits staggers in, mumbling to himself, pipe in one hand, and a camera in the other always pointed at the ground. On this magical day, this magical conjunction of auditors, even HE was miraculously able to somehow find his way to the Long Beach City Hall. This keeps up, the auditors arriving every minute or so, all signing is as, you guessed it, Benjamin Franklin, and then quickly dispersing into the building, much to the consternation of the city hall and police personnel until over 100 auditors are freely roaming the halls, rummaging through offices, closets, file cabinets, etc.
Suddenly, Sean-Paul jumps up on the counter and loudly proclaims, audibly above the din, "ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!! I OWN THIS ALL, Every one of you, GET OUT !!! News Now Ninja looks up at him, reaches into his mojo bag, fishes out a crystal, clutching that in his hand to derive the energy to twirl his dreadlocks in a coquettishly catty manner, bat his eyelids and in his characteristically effeminate voice counters, "The *advertiser censored* you do. I own this building, and YOU can get out, take all of your buddies with you, and get out NOW". That starts a chain reaction with almost ALL of the auditors screaming about how THEY own it and everybody else, the public, the personnel, the police, everybody can get the *advertiser censored* out, or else.
So my question is this. Do ALL the auditors own the building, share ownership and can do whatever they please with it because none of them work there and they are all technically the public thus owners. Or since they all may have different views of ownership and different ideas about what THEY would like to do with the building as it serves THEIR OWN purpose, does just one of them therefore own it? And if so, how would they decide among the 100 or so auditors in attendance exactly WHO is the rightful owner of the building and who will take possession of it?
The scenario:
12 Noon: Sean-Paul Reyes (Long Island Audit) shows up at Long Beach City Hall and claims ownership of the building. His usual bologna, "I own the building, you all are my slaves, you work for me, I'm not signing in, I'm not wearing a mask, I'm going wherever I want, doing whatever I want, just try and stop me and you'll all be sorry...yatta, yatta, yatta".
While he's slinging this bologna on the second floor, SGV News First waddles in, out of breath as usual, accompanied by his crew, the equally bovine Downey Transparent Eye, the midget, Pedo Libre (fart freely in Spanish), and the two scarecrows with the nasal twangs. Tubby Jose proclaims pretty much the same thing, "we own the building, the five of us, you're our slaves, you work for us, you are our servants", almost the same thing word for word except with a few "*advertiser censored* you, your mothers are all *advertiser censored*" added. They stampede right to the third floor, and as they're headed up the steps, NC Tyrant Hunter walks in, still another Herculean physical specimen, a miracle that he can even hold a camera. He doesn't offer any words other than to flip the bird to everyone saying "Bam, I own this *advertiser censored*" with each flip of the middle finger.
The auditors just keep coming. Amagansett Press, Auditing America, Glen Cerio, even the typically brain dead Ice Cold Audits staggers in, mumbling to himself, pipe in one hand, and a camera in the other always pointed at the ground. On this magical day, this magical conjunction of auditors, even HE was miraculously able to somehow find his way to the Long Beach City Hall. This keeps up, the auditors arriving every minute or so, all signing is as, you guessed it, Benjamin Franklin, and then quickly dispersing into the building, much to the consternation of the city hall and police personnel until over 100 auditors are freely roaming the halls, rummaging through offices, closets, file cabinets, etc.
Suddenly, Sean-Paul jumps up on the counter and loudly proclaims, audibly above the din, "ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!! I OWN THIS ALL, Every one of you, GET OUT !!! News Now Ninja looks up at him, reaches into his mojo bag, fishes out a crystal, clutching that in his hand to derive the energy to twirl his dreadlocks in a coquettishly catty manner, bat his eyelids and in his characteristically effeminate voice counters, "The *advertiser censored* you do. I own this building, and YOU can get out, take all of your buddies with you, and get out NOW". That starts a chain reaction with almost ALL of the auditors screaming about how THEY own it and everybody else, the public, the personnel, the police, everybody can get the *advertiser censored* out, or else.
So my question is this. Do ALL the auditors own the building, share ownership and can do whatever they please with it because none of them work there and they are all technically the public thus owners. Or since they all may have different views of ownership and different ideas about what THEY would like to do with the building as it serves THEIR OWN purpose, does just one of them therefore own it? And if so, how would they decide among the 100 or so auditors in attendance exactly WHO is the rightful owner of the building and who will take possession of it?
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