DOCTOR DAVE BEER: brings us ANSELMO ENRIQUE MORALES-TORRES vs. Security.

S.SaulGood

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STATE OF FLORIDA vs MORALES-TORRES ANSELMO ENRIQUE | Court Records - UniCourt


Chi-Chi (as his ex called him) instigates a fight with a security guard, and then cries about how the "guard threatened him".

I'll never understand why two protagonists have to "step outside" for a pow-wow unless they were both bulls in a china shop.

What could get broken right where they are? In that foyer. In that small area where the guard is seated? A table leg? A picture frame? Maybe a glass of water on that table could land on the floor, soon to be joined by some of Chi-Chi's teeth and blood splatter perhaps? That's why they have brooms, dustpans, buckets and mops in the closet and a janitor.

I was hoping to see how Chi-Chi would fare against a man instead of a woman.
 

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I absolutely loathe AssElmo. He’s a smug looking waste of skin POS. He’s also a 3x convicted felon. He also claims he makes 100K a year doing what he does () but yet he always E-Begs. I guess that’s really where the money comes from
 

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STATE OF FLORIDA vs MORALES-TORRES ANSELMO ENRIQUE | Court Records - UniCourt


Chi-Chi (as his ex called him) instigates a fight with a security guard, and then cries about how the "guard threatened him".

I'll never understand why two protagonists have to "step outside" for a pow-wow unless they were both bulls in a china shop.

What could get broken right where they are? In that foyer. In that small area where the guard is seated? A table leg? A picture frame? Maybe a glass of water on that table could land on the floor, soon to be joined by some of Chi-Chi's teeth and blood splatter perhaps? That's why they have brooms, dustpans, buckets and mops in the closet and a janitor.

I was hoping to see how Chi-Chi would fare against a man instead of a woman.
I am unsure of your knowledge of pop culture, *advertiser censored* Elmo, Turbitt, CPR, and Universol are all very skilled in the art of hand to hand combat. They have been seen many many times practicing authentic Greek wrestling at the "White Swallow" a gentleman's club. Turbitt was seen pinned by all three in consecutive time... #FaceDownAssUp
 

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By the way. I contacted the whisk guy and asked if he met AssElmo in prison. He didn’t deny it
They COULDN'T have put either of them in Genpop, could they have? Whatever feathers he does have would have been plucked. ANY length of stretch in the slam is NOT something that should appear anywhere on your bucket list when you're a flyweight.
 

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Pretty sure AssElmo might not have been in Genpop, he’s a rapist. They don’t put rapists and sex offenders in GenPop anymore. Heard they got their own separate wing now. Personally I’m gonna dive into a background check on whisk boy. And as far as I know. AssElmo lives in NYC. Kinda figured he’d live in a city that defunded the police
 

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Pretty sure AssElmo might not have been in Genpop, he’s a rapist. They don’t put rapists and sex offenders in GenPop anymore. Heard they got their own separate wing now. Personally I’m gonna dive into a background check on whisk boy. And as far as I know. AssElmo lives in NYC. Kinda figured he’d live in a city that defunded the police
Strange how all the jockey-sized Lilliputians who would face the most peril by the complete absence of police want to abolish the very thing that allows them to walk the streets with some semblance of security. I'll never understand, "I'm going to cut my nose off to spite my face" mentality.

Same with the twin birdbrains, Skankura Amanda and American Amy. They want the police GONE, meanwhile, the police are the ONLY reason why they can galivant the streets at 3AM instead of staying the *advertiser censored* home like everyone else, without winding up chained to a radiator and performing a dual hourly sword-swallowing and salad-tossing routine in some pimp/drug-dealer's crack house.

Real good idea to get rid of what keeps you alive.
 
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Yea American Amy is twitching an awful lot. Sign of withdrawal from some type of narcotic.
Typically twitchy, itchy, and shaky, with slurred, run-on speech.

The combination of these effects pretty much identifies the ongoing cause, IMO. Not a thing I think would be appropriate to expand or elaborate on here.

Be nice of her supposed "caring friend", Amanda, to try to mitigate, if she's cut from that type of cloth.
 

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My greatest hope is that I get to punch out and hurt AssElmo so badly that he feels it the rest of his life. And to all of you reading this. I have a severe personal disgust with rapists. Not sorry
 

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So American Amy is Anti-police? Hilarious because she lives in Florida (supposedly) a state that won’t defund the police. But lemme ask you. Do we have any info on lady justice?
Here's American Amy BEFORE her "diet".

Whatever it is she took to achieve her dramatic weight loss also seems to have caused dramatic tooth migration and loss as well.

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Somewhere in Florida there's an entire grove of ugly trees with a whole bunch of broken branches gathered below, IMO.
 

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The trees are the least of my worries. I just wonder what man would ever touch that?
A man with the cast iron stomach of a vulture. Maybe a man like Mr. American Amy here, I summize.

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He's a better man than I am, Gunga Din. More power to him!
 

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Here's American Amy BEFORE her "diet".

Whatever it is she took to achieve her dramatic weight loss also seems to have caused dramatic tooth migration and loss as well.

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Somewhere in Florida there's an entire grove of ugly trees with a whole bunch of broken branches gathered below, IMO.
I will tell you all how I lost weight if you want to know. I eat keto friendly foods. My weight
 

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