Except that even William Wallace likely bathed more frequently.
There's a video of Fat Jose getting flattened by a pickup. Well, not actually flattened BY the pickup, but falling to the ground AS IF he was hit, as the truck went by him.
When he took his shirt off for the EMT, you couldn't help but notice her expression contort. As if she had accidentally bitten into a rotten chestnut.
The black, mold-like, baked in filth on and surrounding his elbows looked like it hadn't been disturbed in years, and areas of his back were similar. If she had a trowel, she could have re-arranged the grime and hair into Nazca-line tattoos for him, if she was artistically inclined.
IMO, if you want to hide something from him, the best place would be under a bar of soap in plain sight. He may never suspect.
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