Dutch Phoenix
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Saul has trained THOUSANDS of men in Mortal Kombat back when he was in the DEA, the CIA and the FBI. After that he visited his Native American brothers and used his soul powers to take down R Lee Ermey and Michael Cain's Oil planter and teach the world how to end climate change (he also banged the Native American chick because *advertiser censored* can't resist Saul.) After this he used his 9th Dan Aikido skills to become a Special OPs mercenary Sniper in Afghanistan where he used his incredible strength (he can curl 200LBS per hand dontcha know) to drag other geriatric soldiers out of the way of fire. Not content with being a mega star in Hollywood he now advises Vladimir Putin and Joey the Midget on how to be better crappy people.