To be completely honest. I don’t know how many of you loathe these so called frauditors. Lord knows I despise them all. None more then AssElmo, Glenn fat *advertiser censored* Cerio. And especially whisk boy and Universol News. But I’m curious. Seeing as to how they think they’re the only ones who can audit. Why not Audit the Auditors. By finding them. And shoving cameras in their faces and giving them a dowse of their own medicine. If this could be done. How many of you would be down for it?
However there would be two rules. Don’t touch em. And the general public is left alone. After all. They don’t believe in privacy nor do they have any respect. Why not turn it around on them for a change?
Now, take it from someone who has an unlimited potential for treachery and the artistic application of it, the BEST way to audit frauditors is akin to what Bill Veeck did 70 years ago.
He hired a PROFESSIONAL heckler. This was not just some lout who cursed and threatened with a loud booming voice.
This was a psychological heckler. Like
Dr. Lechter. "Leather Lung Pete, the Iron Lung" he was called by the fans.
Pete would research players' backgrounds. What made them tick. What they liked. Didn't like. What pissed them off. What got under their skin.
He would dig, which without the net, was daunting and took more time, but doable.
He researched a player's family members, medical histories, you name it, and ANYTHING he found that he thought may trigger the player, well, there was Leather Lungs Pete sitting behind home plate psychologically heckling. Needling. Unnerving.
Not by calling them a "*advertiser censored*". That's real *advertiser censored* amateur hour for heckling. Not by telling them they're fat, or bald, or ugly, etc. That's amateur hour too. Playground stuff.
Pete would find out something like a player who had a brother that died in a boating accident and deep inside, the player always felt responsible. Pete would unload something like THAT on an opposing player.
Now, sticks and stones, right. Words can never hurt anyone, BUT, you tell someone who blames themselves for the death of a brother that, "Too bad YOU didn't die in that boat accident instead of your brother". Now you've taken heckling to the next level, goodbye amateur, hello Dr. Lecter =
MASSIVE TRIGGERS = HUGE viewership. The fraudirtor's viewers really don't give a flying rats *advertiser censored* about THEM. They care about the MISERY the frauditor generates. That's the fuel, the draw, the HOOK, not some great love and admiration for the frauditor. Nobody is stupid enough to believe that they can safely walk into a post office only because someone risking life and limb inside stood up for their 1st amendment right by filming the inside of a post office. They are there to subscribe for the misery. And it does not matter WHOSE misery. Unimportant whether it's the misery of the frauditor or the frauditee. The MISERY = the product they're signing on for when they subscribe.
I think that having the ability to deliver at the right time, TIMING is everything, and having a support system to help feed the most personally, psychologically disturbing statements to the frauditor is key to eliciting the type of reactions that would garner a large viewership and successful channel.
