S.SaulGood
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*advertiser censored* more cowbell!! We need more Doctor Dave Beer LIVE!!
How about a weekly LIVE show! This is not a request. It's a *DEMAND!!
*Is that like a law?
Unfortunate that the great debate, Doc versus Dick, never came to fruition as Comrade "Lopez" couldn't figure out how to click on the link.
Good show anyway! Doc's live show should absolutely be a weekly event whether Comrade "Lopez" is a component of it or not.
As is clearly stated in the book of Moormish 4:20 #BlessedBeTheAuditorComrade "Lopez" should come right to the point of all his *advertiser censored*-retentive, time-wasting antics and swap his peasantry frock, filthy pants and ratty slippers for this far more appropriate uniform:
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My worst nightmare scenario is that during my REM dream phase, the haze lifts and I'm standing in an unspecified City Hall, wearing a peasant's frock with filth encrusted pants and shoes that look like they stolen off of a dead gypsy. And of all things, I'm carrying a friggin' clipboard.Dr. Dave would have been destroyed by "audit them", he has a clip board and a onesie
Under what jurisdiction do you have that dream? Is that a law??? This dream is a violation of my rights!!!!My worst nightmare scenario is that during my REM dream phase, the haze lifts and I'm standing in an unspecified City Hall, wearing a peasant's frock with filth encrusted pants and shoes that look like they stolen off of a dead gypsy. And of all things, I'm carrying a friggin' clipboard.
And instead of making a mad dash for the men's clothing department of the nearest local department store, then defrocking and burning my hobo-couture while on my way to the shower, here the *advertiser censored* I am, and I'm flipping through the city budget ledger book with my left hand, and have a pen poised to fill out a FOIA form in my right hand.
But that's not the worst part of this nightmare. The worst part of it is that I actually CARE about what the *advertiser censored* I find in the city budget!!! I awaken in a cold sweat, and notice the clipboard on the night-table and my un-burned peasant's frock draped over the chair. Yes. A nightmare within a nightmare!
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