FRICN MEDIA: CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION OF A HEALTH DEPARTMENT INSPECTOR?

[S.SaulGood]

15:30 Spanky Pants: "I'm from the Health Department and you have violations of the health code".

*advertiser censored* Moron actually identified himself to kitchen staff as an emissary from the Health Department here to record violations!

***The impersonation of a public officer is a criminal offense. Anyone found impersonating a health inspector or any government employee is guilty of a felony crime. If you have questions and/or information regarding fraudulent activity contact Environmental Health at (888)700-9995

Bold move. Might have been a stupid one at that.

 

[FearMyFez]

I love that these 2 losers call other people stupid and idiotic as they prance around with their cameras and super cool auditor names.... My state at its proudest... #ShakingMyFez

 

[S.SaulGood]

I love that these 2 losers call other people stupid and idiotic as they prance around with their cameras and super cool auditor names.... My state at its proudest... #ShakingMyFez

The way they go after women leaves no doubt in my mind as to their vehemently hateful and robustly unhealthy attitude that they both habitually display towards females.

 

[FearMyFez]

Prepare to be audited for that comment...

 

[S.SaulGood]

Prepare to be audited for that comment...

 

[FearMyFez]

His new nickname should be #ReceptorButt

 

[S.SaulGood]

His new nickname should be #ReceptorButt

The fat one is just like Glen. Huffing and puffing, his respiration rate through the roof just from the exertion of WALKING. He should SELL when it reaches 60, a breath per second instead of his usual breath every two seconds.

They always make reference to this guy being 6'6" 350 pounds, which means absolutely NOTHING to a real hitter. Ironically, with that type of FRONT-LOADED mass, in his case, it works AGAINST him, not for him in an altercation. It makes him even more susceptible to damage from PULLING and SHEARING motions than someone of his girth and composition would already be to strikes alone!

The constant farts, belches, wheezing, and intermittently nagging Covid-like coughs serve to audibly augment the visual aspect of his obesity, so I imagine the blind can be entertained by him as well.

 

[FearMyFez]

Do you know the sheer muscle needed to man those gimbles? #BlessedBeTheAuditor

 

[S.SaulGood]

Not much muscle at all if the consumptively skeletal, sunken-chested David Chavez (Riverside Transparency) can man one.

He's the member of the SGV "Dirty Dozen" that the SGV victims sometimes point out and say, "LOOK at his FACE!!", before they start laughing.

I thought scurvy was all but eliminated on land 200+ years ago when England began importing breadfruits to the Western World on the Bounty.

 

[S.SaulGood]

Snaggletooth!

The one making fun of the looks of everyone around him.