Thankyou for letting me join faanclub.
Well, there's not too many Sparkys out there. I can't think of many:
Sparky, the electric chair from Green Mile, that they cooked the Frenchman with the mouse in; thank God not the mouse along with him.
Sparky Anderson, the manager
Sparky, the local reprobate who used to hang out at the corner 7-11, the other local yokels called him, "Nickel-Bag Sparky".
That's about it, off the top of my head. Sparkys are definitely an endangered species and as such should be legally protected from pilferage!
At any rate, you're one of us now, like it or not, thus a sincere: