S.SaulGood
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I know you said you love doing comedy. And I also know you're typically busy driving the wife back and forth to work, as you said, "to work long and hard, putting in those long hours" (while you do the dishes and tend to the "fishes", a "hobby" as you put it).
Now aside from taking care of a fish tank, feeding two chihuahuas and stuffing your face, then washing the plate, there really wasn't much else you spoke of having to do. So possibly I can offer you a job opportunity as my personal court jester. My clown.
You don't have to work out any special bits, routines, or programming. All you'd have to do is put on one of your funny hats and TALK. Just your usual nonsensical *advertiser censored* brought live, right into my living room. And you'd earn a paycheck. That's what you get when you provide a service and are paid for something tangible. THAT may lead to self-respect! <<<< SIDE BENEFIT ALERT >>>> Leave the tin-cup behind. When you earn a paycheck for a tangible service, you won't need the tin cup, unless you want to use it as a prop.
You can tell me all about your castle, your Harley, all the jobs you've had in the past 50 years, even though you're about 30. The bakery, the security, the fisheries, you know; those 12 or so jobs you discussed having for a few years each, even though you're only 30 or so.
Then you can tell me about how someone with the self-control that you pride yourself on, managed to eat his way up to almost 450 pounds. You did say that, right?
You can put on the funny hat and just talk as you typically do, just the talking alone will keep me laughing, and when I want to fall asleep, just go right on talking because I'm sure the drone of your *advertiser censored* will lull me right to sleep. I'm sure if you keep talking I won't wake up, it'll be great I'll get some restful sleep.
Let me know if you ever decide to seek employment, we can discuss terms, and perhaps you'll take me up on my valid employment offer.
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